The tyoooobes...

Do you ever feel like you're going down the tyubes? If so, one of several things could be happening. Perhaps you are experiencing your birth. Make it last; it only happens once. When I was a kid, playing in the McDonald's play area felt an awful lot like I was going down the toobs. Also, I understand a sewer rat often feels like he is going down the tubes as well. However, should I hear of a pregnant woman birthing a sewer rat in the McDonald's play area, I'll know exactly for whom this information was intended.