Ben, this is not a joke!

I'm writing this post while I am completely asleep. I always wanted to know whether or not I was in an alternate reality when I was asleep. This is living proof. Amazing as it sounds, while I am asleep, I remember everything in this reality as well as the other one. As a matter of fact, this is the real reality. The reality that you think is the real reality, you only think that way because you can't remember that there is an alternate reality when you are sleeping. I wish so badly that I could remain in this reality. Everything is so much more real and colorful and beautiful.

I know that when I wake up in a few hours, I will not remember anything. I won't even remember that I wrote this blog. That's exactly why I wrote this. It is memo to myself telling myself of the real world. "Hello self! Your life sucks."

No doubt I'll probably think that someone else got on here and graffitied my blog. Even if I keep this on here, I'll only be keeping it because I think it's a hilarious joke. I mean, come on, I never say "sucks." Oh well, "Ben, if you could just see the truth, you'd never go back. Love ya bro...err, self."

P.S. You're pretty cute when I'm asleep.